Important Scientific Information is listed below. Please read closely for your own sake.*
*Warning: Gravitational pull from head may unintentionally affect ball flight. Do not attempt to buy hats off the rack. Seek immediate medical attention if you cause a localized solar eclipse when standing in front of the sun.
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